OMIGOSH!!! You have a penis too!!!???
Posted
5 months ago
If I had a girlfriend, I’d want her to look like me so I can be jealous of how sexy she is.
Posted
6 months ago
| Period: | WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS. |
| Period: | How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? |
| Period: | How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. |
| Period: | Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it. |
| Period: | Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? |
| Period: | Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. |
| Period: | For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. |
| Period: | Breeze blows by. Instantly horny. |
| Period: | You didn't like those brand new underwear right? |
| Period: | Yell at a puppy. |
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Posted
6 months ago
